The Pope and Nancy Pelosi

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.The Speaker of the House and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before.
To make it a little more interesting, Pelosi says to the Pope, "Did
You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every
Democrat in the crowd go wild?"


He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure
enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every
Democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.


The Pope, not wanting to be out done by
such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was
impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy
with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your
subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever
speak of this day and rejoice."

Pelsosi seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.